Ahad, 9 Mei 2010

Sarjan Hassan, Anekdot Paradigma Kepahlawanan Melayu

¨A friend stabs you in the back. A good friend stabs you in the back to death.¨ Apan, May 2010.


Haram! This entry has nothing to do with the title. Just forget it buddy. Go for a walk, and try talk to people how does smoker and Sarjan Hassan relates. Nothing man. Nothing.


 There´s a few things about smokers you should really know. Trust me, it works for your relationship or your future. Nah, I dont know. It depends.


1)  We are defensive. There is no point beating us on how dangerous it is. We have organized all the answer to beat you to death if you know what I mean. In other words, we always win. I will take some quotes from my uncle pakcik*, ¨nobody has ever died because of cigarettes. Semua tu mati sebab putus nafas.¨ See?
(Now you get the point?)


2)  For smokerettes (I mean girl/woman smokers), they have an usual kind of behaviour while smoking. It seems to me as a whore bitch hooker slut prostitute. There you go. Suitable words. I dont know. So far, all of them I observed, the same thing happened. Why the fuck is that? My first reason is, they dont have the guts to inhale tarik (I dont know how to translate) the smoke too deep  just like karem. Hold on, hold on. It doesnt mean karem is a whore, just an example. You´ll eventually get what i mean. Secondly, they always blew the smoke through their nose. All of it. Ha? Blew man, BLEW! Appeared to me as a train blower. Hnssss, hnnssss. Shit! What´s the rush? Thirdly, commonly (this goes for Pengkid, lesbians, simpler words, all of smokerettes) they smokes menthol kind. What? You want to smoke as they dont hurt your throat? Dont smokelah buddy kalau macam tu. You have to take the risk. Siapa suruh kau hisap rokok? Pandai-pandai lah tanggung risiko.


3)  This goes for everyone. Watch their lips. It seems darker than usual. I mean darker, not BLACK. Did you get the difference? The darker their lips, the heavier smoker are them. And one more thing. For Suria smokers, they have a lot more darker lips than usual smokers. I know Suria is best when it comes to economy crisis. And it smells good when you inhale it, not when you happen to be around Suria smokers. Same goes for Marlboro. No offense people. You know yourself bastérd! Oh, 1 more thing. This rarely happens to smokerettes because they using lipstick. Mana aci woi wear lipsticks! We dont see you the real you, poseur.


4) Finally, we are romantically bastérd self centered hyprocrite schmuck. ROMANTICALLY. Noted.


2 straight entries about cigarettes. Technically, I am in serious mode.


*It is not cool to use uncle for someone is too old. He has a grandchildren who seems to be older than me. Grandchildren bai. grandchildren!

5 ulasan:

Alexia Aqram berkata...

kenapa aku di jadikan bahan kajian?

BABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Apan berkata...

oh, ramai lagi sebenarnya.cuma dan dan point tu kena kat ko sorang je.ahah.

no offense karim.

mohd amirrulzaman berkata...

blog ni skrg nmpaknya lebih menjurus kepada rokok.

dh lama x hisap lucky wey.

Apan berkata...

yelah amirrul.tgu kau lah kalau nak isap lucky pun

Alexia Aqram berkata...

tak mirrul lah kalau tak lucky strike.